Wednesday, February 5, 2014

What does a mom say? (What does the fox say parody)

Dog goes woof
Cats go meow
Twitter goes tweet
Teething toys go squeak
Kids say boo
At their food
When the color of its green
Pots on the stove
They over boil
smoke alarm goes eh eh eh

But there's one sound
That no one hears

What does a mom say?

Get your butt out of the bed
Brush your hair and brush your teeth
Out the door and off to school

Please eat your vegetables

no you cant stay home from school
Have to follow every rule
No doing drugs is not cool

Say please and thank you!

Happy kids are on the go
Soccer, dance, and arts and crafts
Painting, sewing, yoga go

Family weekends!

You are driving me insane
Go ask your dad he'll say the same
I've got a pain up in my brain

What does a mom say

Innocent eyes
Always mean
You've done something
That i shouldn't see
Sharpie marks
Up the hall
Suddenly I am twitching

Praying that I
Have the tools
To remove this work of art
Cause if I don't
Then you might lose
Your to-oo-oo-oo-ooys
To-oo-oo-oo-ooys
To-oo-oo-oo-ooys

And may lose my vo-oo-oo-oo-oice
Vo-oo-oo-oo-oice
Vo-oo-oo-oo-oice

What does a mom say?

You will eat the food
Thats put in front of you
Be grateful for goods

What does a mom say?

If you cant say something nice
Dont say anything at all
I don't care who started it

I'm gonna finish it!

Be co-oooool
Finish scho-ooooo-ol

What does a mom say?

The secret of the mom
An ancient mystery
How does she do it all?
Is she hiding
Super powers
It'll always be a mystery
What does she say?

She's a guardian Angel
She's always there for you

Listen to your mom!